Pickleball tees · printed to order
The sport is fun.
Our mascot is furious about it.
Graphic tees for the 6pm-doubles crowd — the ones who play for the group chat, the post-game tacos and one very smug dink.
The lineup
View allStarted as a joke about court 4's most serious player
There was a regular who called the kitchen line, questioned every call, and celebrated dinks like medals were being handed out. Someone drew a scowling pickle on a scorecard, we printed six shirts for the group, and people we'd never met started asking where to buy one. So we made more.
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support@grumpypickle.shop, usually within one business day
Wrong or damaged? We reprint it
Send a photo within 30 days and we make it right
A small shop, run by two players
Grumpy Pickle is a two-person operation out of Austin, Texas. Every design is drawn here and printed to order by our US print partner, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets shipped in from overseas. If something goes wrong, you email us and one of us answers.
- Based in
- Austin, TX
- Printed in
- USA, made to order
- Support
- support@grumpypickle.shop
- Sizes
- S through 2XL
On court, in the wild
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The pickle is holding this spot
We could fill it with stock photos of models who have never picked up a paddle. We'd rather wait for the real thing. Send a photo to support@grumpypickle.shop or tag us on Instagram.
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