Printed to order in the USAFree shipping over $65Dinks not includedS through 2XLTwo players, one grumpy pickleReviews only from real ordersShips in 1–3 daysNo stock photo models herePrinted to order in the USA.
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Toothpick Tee

$30

The pickle with a toothpick. Unbothered, mildly judgmental, ready for 6pm doubles.

  • 100% cotton, unisex fit
  • Sizes S–2XL
  • Printed to order — ships in 2–5 days

ColorNavy

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  • Free shipping on orders over $65
  • Printed to order in 1–3 business days, then tracked delivery
  • All sales final — see returns policy for defects
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